Is the horse head from a male or female horse?
Yes. It is definitely from a male or female.
Is the mane made from real horse hair?
Not just the mane. The whole head is made from a real horse!
What size horse will this mask fit on?
Only a very small horse, but it will do wonders for his self confidence! Although he is small, this mask will make him feel twenty feet tall!
I’m worried about left over brain matter and blood. Is the horse head cleaned out thoroughly?
In most cases, yes, the head is thoroughly cleaned. But, you may want to give it a little wipe down, just in case.
Can I use this mask to hide my acne?
Sure you can! The mask covers your entire face, so it will hide any unsightly blemishes. Although, you may not want to wear to a formal event.
I am thirteen years old. Can I wear this mask to my Communion?
Sure you can! In fact, after wards, you may just turn into a horse. Communions are known to create all sorts of transformations – inside and out!
I want to play a trick on my wife. If I put on the mask, can I scare the dog enough to poop in the bed right next to her?
That depends on the dog. Some dogs don’t scare enough at the sight of a horse head to poop in the bed, but chances are very good that this could work!
When I wear the mask, can I speak cow, pig and chicken? I want to communicate with the other animals on the farmyard.
You can only communicate with other animals if you wear the complete outfit – head to toe. That means you will need the full body horse costume or the other animals may not understand what you are saying.
I have quite a large head. Will the mask fit?
You may have to spin around three times and chant “fit me, fit me” first, but eventually, you will be able to get the mask to fit on your head.
Where can I buy the rest of the body?
A horse farm, race track or some other place that keeps horses. Sooner or later the horses die. Just hollow out the caucus and you have the full, authentic horse suit!